Thursday, December 27, 2007
Horrorscope for the Week of 24th December
The National Institute of Raised Expectations Followed By Disappointing Results will come very close to honouring you this week.
The National Institute of Raised Expectations Followed By Disappointing Results will come very close to honouring you this week.
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Wednesday, December 26, 2007
Horrorscope for the Week of 17th December
No matter how much time passes, you'll never be able to bring yourself to forgive those who have called you unforgiving.
No matter how much time passes, you'll never be able to bring yourself to forgive those who have called you unforgiving.
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Horoscope for the Week of 10th December
Someone fantastic is going to marry someone amazing this weekend. You should attend the wedding.
Someone fantastic is going to marry someone amazing this weekend. You should attend the wedding.
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Horrorscope for the Week of 3rd December
You will bury yourself in your work this week, which would not be a problem if you weren't a gravedigger.
You will bury yourself in your work this week, which would not be a problem if you weren't a gravedigger.
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Horrorscope for the Week of 26th November
After years of struggling to write The Great American Novel, months of struggling to write The Great American Novella, and weeks of struggling to write The Great American Short Story, you will finally break down and spend a few minutes writing The Great American Suicide Letter.
After years of struggling to write The Great American Novel, months of struggling to write The Great American Novella, and weeks of struggling to write The Great American Short Story, you will finally break down and spend a few minutes writing The Great American Suicide Letter.
Labels: Horrorscope
Horrorscope for the Week of 19th November
The stars are serious this time: If they ever catch you getting horoscopes from those fucking tea leaves again, you can kiss the next 15 years of your life goodbye.
The stars are serious this time: If they ever catch you getting horoscopes from those fucking tea leaves again, you can kiss the next 15 years of your life goodbye.
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Horrorscope for the Week of 12th November
Next week's appointment with an ear, nose, and throat specialist will start with some positive news about your ears and your nose.
Next week's appointment with an ear, nose, and throat specialist will start with some positive news about your ears and your nose.
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Horrorscope for the Week of 5th November
A tragic boating accident will soon claim the lives of the lead singer, guitarist, and drummer of your one-man band.
A tragic boating accident will soon claim the lives of the lead singer, guitarist, and drummer of your one-man band.
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