Tuesday, January 16, 2007
Weekly Horrorscopes
It's a new feature I've decided to include in the blog from this year. However, since 3 weeks have past, I'm a little behind time so here are the first 3 weeks' horrorscopes (not a typo error, you'll understand why fairly quickly):
Horrorscope for Week of January 1st 2007:
You will be shocked and embarrassed when the arresting police officers explain that cock-fighting is supposed to involve chickens.
Horrorscope for Week of January 8th 2007:
The stars say you’re looking pretty good. Also, they need to borrow twenty bucks.
Horrorscope for Week of January 15th 2007:
You will come close to becoming a hero when you ALMOST succeed in pulling an old lady out of the way of a speeding van.
It's a new feature I've decided to include in the blog from this year. However, since 3 weeks have past, I'm a little behind time so here are the first 3 weeks' horrorscopes (not a typo error, you'll understand why fairly quickly):
Horrorscope for Week of January 1st 2007:
You will be shocked and embarrassed when the arresting police officers explain that cock-fighting is supposed to involve chickens.
Horrorscope for Week of January 8th 2007:
The stars say you’re looking pretty good. Also, they need to borrow twenty bucks.
Horrorscope for Week of January 15th 2007:
You will come close to becoming a hero when you ALMOST succeed in pulling an old lady out of the way of a speeding van.
# posted by Fore! @ 1:30 PM 
