Wednesday, June 27, 2007
Soon, people will be breaking down your door to get your secret to happiness. Mostly because your secret to happiness is 85 kilos of uncut Bolivian cocaine.
Labels: Horrorscope
There are 3 kinds of people in this world. Those who can count and those who can't.
Labels: Horrorscope
Ideally, my purpose for writing this description should be to convey a genuinely heartfelt sentiment about myself, but since all of us are products of this appallingly superficial and vacant mass marketing culture - virtually eliminating all likelihood of any of us experiencing anything but diabolically alienated and fragmented relationships - the nearest approximation I can proffer is smarmy, cheap, self- serving pseudo-information intended to instill any readers with a sense of obligation to reciprocate the charade. In addition, I will forego apologizing for this flagrant shallowness assuming that you, also, are too frantically busy surviving to care less. Cheerio!