Thursday, July 12, 2007
The Police will be forced to concede that the blowtorch really was for making crème brûlée after finding several of the desserts among the charred and smoking corpses.
There are 3 kinds of people in this world. Those who can count and those who can't.
Ideally, my purpose for writing this description should be to convey a genuinely heartfelt sentiment about myself, but since all of us are products of this appallingly superficial and vacant mass marketing culture - virtually eliminating all likelihood of any of us experiencing anything but diabolically alienated and fragmented relationships - the nearest approximation I can proffer is smarmy, cheap, self- serving pseudo-information intended to instill any readers with a sense of obligation to reciprocate the charade. In addition, I will forego apologizing for this flagrant shallowness assuming that you, also, are too frantically busy surviving to care less. Cheerio!