Friday, January 04, 2008
Santa Claus Detained
Christmas may never be the same again for millions of children when the U.S. Department of Homeland Security confirmed today that on the night of 25th December 2007, they detained Santa Claus for trying to enter the United States.
A spokeman for the Department also confirmed that Santa is currently being held in Guantanamo Bay together with all other bearded foreigners and no date for his release, if ever, has been set.
Christmas may never be the same again for millions of children when the U.S. Department of Homeland Security confirmed today that on the night of 25th December 2007, they detained Santa Claus for trying to enter the United States.
A spokeman for the Department also confirmed that Santa is currently being held in Guantanamo Bay together with all other bearded foreigners and no date for his release, if ever, has been set.# posted by Fore! @ 1:55 PM 
