Thursday, August 14, 2008
Drug Busts at the Beijing Olympics
This is hot off the press. Russian Rhythmic Gymnastic specialist and 5 time Olympic champion, Ivana Humpalot, has been disqualified for taking the banned drug anabolic rhytmoids. The drug allowed her to dance to music with perfect timing while doing her routine. Olympic officials first became suspicious when they noticed that for half an hour, her left eye blinked every 3 seconds exactly, when she was asleep.
Also, it was recently rumoured that a certain pair of 3 time Olympic synchronized diving champions spent one year as siamese twins to train themselves to do everything together.
Finally and completely unrelated, the picture on the right was really taken from the Olympics. My guess is that this tennis doubles pair were eventually disqualified for trying to eat the tennis balls instead of returning serve.
This is hot off the press. Russian Rhythmic Gymnastic specialist and 5 time Olympic champion, Ivana Humpalot, has been disqualified for taking the banned drug anabolic rhytmoids. The drug allowed her to dance to music with perfect timing while doing her routine. Olympic officials first became suspicious when they noticed that for half an hour, her left eye blinked every 3 seconds exactly, when she was asleep.
Also, it was recently rumoured that a certain pair of 3 time Olympic synchronized diving champions spent one year as siamese twins to train themselves to do everything together.
Finally and completely unrelated, the picture on the right was really taken from the Olympics. My guess is that this tennis doubles pair were eventually disqualified for trying to eat the tennis balls instead of returning serve.# posted by Fore! @ 4:39 PM 
