Tuesday, August 19, 2008
This is Getting Out of Hand
Officials at the International Math Olympiad confirmed today that Iranian contestant, has been banned for taking the performance enhancing drug: anabolic smartoids.
Officials became suspicious when on the 2nd day of the competition, the contestant became so smart he could answer correctly before the questions were read out:
Question: In which year,
Contestant: 1995.
Question: Name the mathematicians who
Contestant: Goro Shimura and Yutaka Taniyama.
Over at the Beijing Summer Olympics, an American basketball player has also been found to have taken a performance enhancing drug - Viagra. According to one Ms. Chastity Prudence, an employee at the Happy Hostess Club in Houhai, Beijing, the basketballer's performance was immensely enhanced after taking the drug. However, as his performance in relation to basketball was not improved by the drug, the IOC Officials have decided not to sanction the player. The Officials have however felt it necessary to continue their interviews of Ms. Prudence long after the case was closed.
Officials at the International Math Olympiad confirmed today that Iranian contestant, has been banned for taking the performance enhancing drug: anabolic smartoids.
Officials became suspicious when on the 2nd day of the competition, the contestant became so smart he could answer correctly before the questions were read out:
Question: In which year,
Contestant: 1995.
Question: Name the mathematicians who
Contestant: Goro Shimura and Yutaka Taniyama.
Over at the Beijing Summer Olympics, an American basketball player has also been found to have taken a performance enhancing drug - Viagra. According to one Ms. Chastity Prudence, an employee at the Happy Hostess Club in Houhai, Beijing, the basketballer's performance was immensely enhanced after taking the drug. However, as his performance in relation to basketball was not improved by the drug, the IOC Officials have decided not to sanction the player. The Officials have however felt it necessary to continue their interviews of Ms. Prudence long after the case was closed.
# posted by Fore! @ 11:59 AM 
