Thursday, January 31, 2008
I hope Malaysians don't lose heart over this lack of recognition and continue to produce excellent new movies in 2008 and beyond. I personally can't wait to see what they come up with next.
Sometime this week, Windows Vista is going to crash on you. Please put your seat back upright, stow your tray table, put your head between your knees and kiss your keyboard goodbye.
Labels: Horrorscope
Thursday, January 24, 2008
While for most people, the sense of hearing is the first to go, in your case, it will be your sense of dignity.
Labels: Horrorscope
Tuesday, January 15, 2008
Despite there being a proper medical term for your condition, a team of doctors will simply look at your X-rays and say “Jesus fucking Christ!”
Labels: Horrorscope
The hands of fate will lead you to new answers this week. Then, when nobody is watching, they will touch you in an inappropriate place.
Labels: Horrorscope
Friday, January 04, 2008
Christmas may never be the same again for millions of children when the U.S. Department of Homeland Security confirmed today that on the night of 25th December 2007, they detained Santa Claus for trying to enter the United States.
Wednesday, January 02, 2008
You will see remarkable growth and success in 2008. Sadly, what you won’t see is that runaway lorry speeding towards you.
Labels: Horrorscope